Marriage without kids is just dating.
You get married and you think, 'This is it. I can't leave. I wasn't really thinking of leaving, but, I can't leave.'
Then you have a kid and you think, 'Oh Shit. I could've left.'
Loft-living London life was pretty much perfect. Then one sunny spring morning, two emphatically postive pregnancy tests later, my life had changed. I was going to leave work in nine months' time and become a Pad Dad. These are my disconcerting discoveries about pregnancy, fatherhood, and househusbandry.