Each home game, the blokes I stand next to at Arsenal ask how Scarlett is. Both of them have kids, and one of them is just about to have another.
I show them the photos on my phone. They make appreciative noises.
Then we discuss the upcoming match in much more detail. Last week, hwever, we spent some time on my Arsenal dilemma.
My problem is this. We have two season tickets, and I am delighted with their location. We are in the RedSection:- the noisiest, loudest, singingest, sweariest section of the ground. It is our corner which the players run to when they score, it is our section they come to and applaud at the end of the game, win lose or draw.
But it is also the only standing section. What with the standing, and the pretty colourful swearing, how can I take my child when she inherits her birthright - her uninterested mother's season ticket to Arsenal?
